Better Off Dead Lyrics - Rod Stewart

Call the girls and dress up fine 

Tonight I felt like suicide 

Roll them dice and pour the wine 

Shuffle them cards and deal them fine 

Got nobody to kiss tonight 

Nothing to lose but my appetite 

Wanna be silly and sing and shout 

Gotta get legless and fall about 

Turn the music up nice and loud 

Cheer me up don't bring me down 

Gonna lose my job next week 

Getting replaced by a silicone chip 

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I might have been a hero 

But I chose to stay in bed 

I might have been prime minister 

but right now honey I'm better off dead 

I might have been a hero 

But I chose to stay in bed 

I might have been prime minister 

but right now honey I'm better off dead 

Don't like the scenery don't like the set 

Tear it all down and start again 

Man keeps talking on the radio 

Telling me what I don't wanna know 

Radiation wars and layatril 

If tax don't get ya then cancer will 

I might have been a hero 

But I chose to stay in bed 

I might have been prime minister 

but right now honey I'm better off dead 

I might have been a hero 

But I chose to stay in bed 

I might have been prime minister 

but right now honey I'm better off dead 

Better off dead, better off dead 

Better off dead, better off dead