Eddie's Teddy Lyrics - Rocky Horror Picture Show

DR. SCOTT: 

From the day he was born 

He was trouble 

He was the thorn 

In his mother's side 

She tried in vain 

CRIMINOLOGIST: 

But he never caused her nothing but shame 

DR. SCOTT: 

He left home the day she died! 

From the day she was gone 

All he wanted 

Was rock & roll porn 

And a motor bike 

Shooting up junk 

CRIMINOLOGIST: 

He was a lowdown cheap little punk 

DR. SCOTT: 

Taking everone for a ride 

CHORUS: 

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 

You knew he was a no good kid 

But when he threatened your life 

With a switch blade knife 

FRANK: 

What a guy! 

JANET: 

Makes you cry! 

DR. SCOTT: 

Und I did! 

COLUMBIA: 

Everybody shoved him 

I very nearly loved him 

I said "Hey listen to me" 

Stay sane inside insanity 

But he locked the door and threw away the key! 

DR. SCOTT: 

But he must have been drawn 

Into something 

Making him warn 

Me in a note which reads 

CHORUS: 

What's it say? 

What's it say? 

EDDIE: 

I'm out of my head! 

Oh, hurry or I may be dead! 

They musn't carry out their evil deeds! 

(SCREAM) 

CHORUS: 

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 

You knew he was a no good kid 

But when he threatened your life 

With a switch blade knife 

FRANK: 

What a guy! 

JANET: 

Makes you cry! 

DR. SCOTT: 

Und I did! 

CHORUS: 

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 

You knew he was a no good kid 

But when he threatened your life 

With a switch blade knife 

FRANK: 

What a guy! (whoa, whoa, whoa) 

JANET: 

Makes you cry! (hey, hey, hey) 

DR. SCOTT: 

Und I did! (I did!)