Wireless In Heaven Lyrics - The Rose Hotel - Robert Earl Keen

My wife took all the money, left me for a cop. 

And I don't know nobody in this coffee shop. 

I'm starin' at the menu board, waitin' in a line, 

With ten bucks on my Starbucks card and one thing on my mind 

CHORUS: 

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know. 

Do I need a password to log in when I go? 

And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail? 

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell? 

I order mocha latte ginger jasmine tea. 

The pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me; 

She says "it is an honor", she knows who I am, 

Her grandpa plays the guitar and he's my biggest fan. 

CHORUS: 

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know. 

Do I need a password to log in when I go? 

And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail? 

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell? 

Im cosmically connected, spiritually aware. 

They say Im apathetic, but I dont really care. 

Pathetically reflective, feeling over-matched, 

I wanna meet my maker with no wires attached. 

CHORUS: 

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know. 

Do I need a password to log in when I go? 

Tell me will Jesus answer my e-mail? 

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell? 

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?