Happy Holidays Y'all Lyrics - Robert Earl Keen

There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up on mom's TV set 

An angel made of Styrofoam holds Rita's cigarette 

Santa waves an empty beer in his plastic hand 

Everyone is here again, it's Christmastime again 

You know the kids are in their sleepin' bags with every kind of toy 

And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in dad's new La-Z-Boy 

Fran has got a cozy spot beneath the Christmas tree 

Sittin' in his underwear, drunk as he can be 

Last night we stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe 

When Santa Claus came knocking, he looked like Uncle Joe 

Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol 

Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y'all 

Of course old dad got mom a flannel robe and Ken a socket set 

Mom got Kay a super value pack of Nicorette 

And Kay got Ken a NordicTrack and a new guitar for me 

Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CD 

Last night we all sang Jingle Bells and opened up our hearts 

This morning our house looks like hell or possibly Wal-Mart 

Someone clean the gravy boat and dress the Barbie doll 

Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y'all 

We're makin' mimosas on the deck and packin' the U-haul 

Merry Christmas everyone, God bless us one and all