The Brits 2013 Lyrics - Robbie Williams

(Spoken) I'm very excited to be here, yet again it's an honour to be nominated of course bla de bla de bla 

Well last Brits night was so fucking boring 

Past the days, yes yes Charlene 

Coke in the box, til seven in the morning 

Look the wrong way and we end up brawling 

Well I had a bit of beef for you know who 

And I fucked a few females, stars or two 

Nearly everything I said, I'd end up getting screwed 

Spitting at the paps looking rude in the news 

Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best second person in my year to touch her breasts 

I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed, it's the mid-life crisis I guess 

(Bridge) 

Oh I recall 

Taking in the wonder of it all 

I'm still 

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(Chorus) 

Looking for an answer through the looking grass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking darling, professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer 

This showbiz chancer 

I still wanna get laid by you, right 

Now I know Ive got fat but make no mistake 

Every million that I make they bake me a cake 

So Ive got plenty, 120 

Range Rovers and tweed like I'm landed gentry 

I still wanna get you naked, I see you in the Summer so glad you could make it 

I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightening 

In Knebworth shape, but twice as frightening 

Photos 

(Bridge) 

If they can't be bothered then I promise you this 

If they won't entertain you then I'll do my fucking best 

(Chorus) 

Looking for an answer through the looking grass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking corporate, professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer 

This showbiz chancer 

I still wanna get laid by you, right 

(Bridge) 

Would you let me lay you down right here 

Would you let me lay 

(Chorus) 

Still looking for an answer through the looking grass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking darling, professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer 

This showbiz chancer 

Still looking for an answer through the looking grass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking corporate, professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer 

(Spoken) I'm very excited to be here, yet again it's an honour to be nominated of course bla de bla de bla