Poem Lyrics - Robbie Williams

Hello sir, remember me? 

I'm the man you thought I'd never be. 

The boy who you reduced to tears, 

The lad called "thingy" for six whole years. 

Yeah that's right, my names bob, 

The one who landed the popstars job. 

The one who you told: "look don't touch" 

The kid who wouldn'y amount to much. 

Well I'm here, and you're still there 

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With your fake sports car and receding hair 

Dodgy, farout trousers that you think are smart 

Married to the woman that teaches art 

Married to the life 

Married to the school 

"i want to sing and dance sir" 

Now who's the fool? 

Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy 

"settle down thingy, join the army" 

And who were you to tell me this 

The dream I want I'll have to miss 

Sir is god, he's been given the right 

To structure lives overnight. 

Now I know life's true path, 

Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh. 

Nah, not me, I'm a mega civillian 

I won't leave my life riding pillion 

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But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do 

For the negitive dickheads just like you. 

As for now the different weapon 

Stage and screen is about to beckon 

And here I sit in first class 

Bollocks sir, kiss my ass.