Hello Sir Lyrics - Life Thru A Lens - Robbie Williams

Hello Sir, remember me? 

I'm the man you thought I'd never be 

The boy who you reduced to tears 

The lad called 'Thingy' for six whole years 

Yeah, that's right, my name's Bob 

The one who landed the pop star's job 

The one who you told, "Look don't touch" 

The kid who wouldn't amount to much 

Well, I'm here and you're still there 

With your fake sport scar and receding hair 

Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart 

Married to the woman that teaches art 

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Married to the life, married to the school 

I want to sing and dance sir, now who's the fool? 

Sing and dance, you thought I was balmy 

Settle down thingy, join the army 

And who are you to tell me this? 

The dream I want I'll have to miss 

Sir, it's God, he's been given the right 

To structure lives overnight 

Now I know life's true path 

Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh 

No, not me, I'm a mega civilian 

I won't lead my life riding pillion 

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But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do 

For the negative dick heads just like you 

As for now, I've a different weapon 

Stage and screen are about to beckon 

And here I sit in first class 

Bollocks sir, kiss my ass