Heavy Entertainment Show Lyrics - Robbie Williams

Good evening, children of cultural abandon 

You searched for a saviour, well here I am 

And all the best ones are dying off so quickly 

While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

The charisma's non-negotiable 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

I'm about to strip and you're my pole 

We are so glorious 

Why not leave your job and come on tour with us? 

Before I drop dead and die 

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Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment 

Good evening to the others that don't know hit 

Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme 

Got a house in LA, I'm still paying for it 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

It's just the tip but no one will know 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!) 

You are magnificent 

Maybe come on stage and be a part of it 

I said maybe, baby, baby oh 

Come leave the life you're living 

Show me the light you're giving 

I'll give it all then a little bit more, oh oh 

"He would sell his children 

For a hit in Belgium 

God knows what he's done 

For a number one" 

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Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

Where the more you see, the less you know 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow 

I am notorious 

For making all the crowd sing the chorious 

I just made up that word 

Come love the life I'm living 

Bathe in the light I'm giving 

"He'll give it all and a little bit more" 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

I'm a volcano that's about to blow 

Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show 

This is how I'd like to say "Hello"