The Mobil Mart Manic King Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

Verse 1 

At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania 

there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania 

I asked him for his bathroom key 

but my food stamp card wasn't good enough you see 

so I gave him my interim ID 

Yet he still denied me 

Bridge 

Luckily some passerby took pity on my plight 

He handed the man his ID to my sphincter's delight 

god bless you sir I said to him as he walks out of sight 

I can't believe that guy at that Mobil Mart was so dag-nab-ly trite 

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Chorus 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

At the mobil mart In Dania 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

At the mobil mart In Dania 

Verse 2 

At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania 

there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania 

I went outside to eat my food and strum on this six string 

Saying howdy to all the good people who enjoy hearing me sing 

then out he came a marching, that mobil mart manic king 

he said you cannot sit here even though you broke your thing 

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Bridge 

the thing of which I'm talking bout is my bicycle cart 

I said come on man I'm broken down, won't you please have a heart 

But he didn't care at all, that fuddy duddy fart 

even though I was buying stuff all day from his mobil mart 

Chorus 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

At the mobil mart In Dania 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

At the mobil mart In Dania 

Verse 3 

At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania 

there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania 

I went back there to play this song and show him how I felt 

I played it for many hours in a heat that would make most melt 

I played so long that I lost weight and had to tighten my belt 

and I returned to play it again and again each time that card I was dealt 

Bridge 

the man he yelled at me and told me to get out 

but that only strengthened my resolve and louder i did shout 

the cops then showed up, he called them that's no doubt 

but they said just don't block the sidewalk when i told them what I was about 

Chorus 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

At the mobil mart In Dania 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

At the mobil mart In Dania 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

At the mobil mart 

That guy was such a fart 

Where At 

I'll tell you where my friend 

In Dania 

In Dania 

Castle Insan-i-a