The Ballad Of Verne Troyer Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

Mini me here ceases to be 

cast upon the other side of death's mighty sea 

yet if you listen you can here him in every heart, stone and tree 

shouting out to us all that he's happy and free 

Verne Troyer is his name 

and his major claim to fame 

was that in austin powers he was mini me 

his loss saddens his fans 

but there's more to this man 

now listen to this song and you will agree 

Verne was bon in Sturgis Michigan 

his mother's name was Susan 

raised up Amish when his life first began 

till his parents lo longer found it amusin 

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married a Gallen for or so they say 

annulled that shit the very next day 

sex tape leaked by TMZ 

Sued those mother fuckers for invading privacy 

let me tell you a bit about where he got his start 

his screen debut and his first acting parts 

He was baby binks stunt double in Baby's Day Out 

he was in dunstin checks in, go ahead check it out 

a small santa in a sleigh in Jingle all the way 

an alien son in men in black was his part to play 

in my giant he was a wrestler oh so tiny 

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas a waiter wee 

With ronald mcdonald he was cast as a sundae 

mighty joe young he was baby joe, really, no way (yeah it's true dude) 

so many more movies I could add to this song 

but then things would just come out way too long 

so i'm gonna end here, hope I'm not being wrong 

oh but i forgot to mention his legendary slong or do you prefer dong 

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so be happy in heaven verne 

hope we can chill when it's my turn 

you can show me all the things to learn 

when my candle ceases to burn