Szechuan Sauce(i Want It) Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

[Szechuan Sauce] 

[verse 1] 

I want that szechuan sauce and I need it quickly 

I need it more than mort or Ricky 

You know that sauce it's from the mulan movie 

the rant that they gave well it certainly moved me 

and it moved the throngs all across the land 

they joined together in one voice they did band 

and mcdonalds decided to take the hint 

but they sure fucked it up with a limited one day stint 

[verse 2] 

I want that szechuan sauce before I turn forty 

or I'll open up a portal like in Rick and Morty 

and by portal I mean I'll rip your asshole apart 

never will you ever hear the sound of your own fart 

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you see there were not enough supplies 

and some locations they were naught but lies 

and soon the air was full of cries 

people shouting I hope McDonald's dies 

[verse 3] 

I want that szechuan sauce and I need it swiftly 

I need it so we can get all schwiffty 

come on everybody just like morty and ricky 

drop your pants drop your drawers shirt the floors and get schwiffty 

My friend Ty he called up the store 

asked about the sauce and the lady told him sure 

come by at two maybe a little before 

when he got there "thought you were joking" said that whore 

[verse 4] 

I want that szechuan sauce now give it to me 

now let's all go back and watch that mulan movie 

i'll be dunkin my nuggets feeling so groovy 

enjoying this sweet substance which used to elude me 

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So they made a scene and both sides got mean 

as anger boils he bagan to scream THE FAWK YOU MEAN 

So they kicked him out and told him" Don't ever come back" 

They took his picture and hung it up with a tack 

[Coda] 

I want that szechuan sauce and I need it quickly 

I need it more than mort or Ricky 

You know that sauce it's from the mulan movie 

the rant that they gave well it certainly moved me 

I want that szechuan sauce before I turn forty 

or I'll open up a portal like in Rick and Morty 

and by portal I mean I'll rip your asshole apart 

never will you ever hear the sound of your own fart 

I want that szechuan sauce and I need it swiftly 

I need it so we can get all schwiffty 

come on everybody just like morty and ricky 

drop your pants drop your drawers shirt the floors and get schwiffty 

I want that szechuan sauce now give it to me 

now let's all go back and watch that mulan movie 

i'll be dunkin my nuggets feeling so groovy 

enjoying this sweet substance which used to elude me