Second Wipes Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

Took a shit about an hour ago and now my ass is getting swampy 

head on to the bathroom to give myself a little wipey 

whatcha know about those second wipes 

just give yourself a swipe 

to avoid those shitty stripes 

you know the type 

now it's time to hype 

those second wipes 

just swipe your pipe 

and avoid those shitty stripes 

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now when you're taking a shit some of it dries and sticks to the hair in your crack 

and it lingers there until later so that it may make it's attack 

it waits until you're sweaty makes you itch and scratch your ass 

and that is all it takes to turn your underwear to trash 

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When I was younger I always used to get these skid marks in my pants 

but now i've learned this little trick and it makes me wanna dance 

a short while after you poo and your ass is getting sweaty 

give it a wipe or maybe two and then you're done and ready 

Second wipes the only way to keep skidmarks out of your life