Manpon Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

Manpon 

[verse 1] 

i got an itchy ass and some relief I need 

and sometimes when I scratch it my bum begins to bleed 

inside of my pants these blood stains begin to now take seed 

and from this never ending torment I need to be freed 

[chorus] 

When you've got a bleeding ass all you gotta do is get yourself a manpon yes a manpon 

Just take a piece of paper towel shove it in your crack yes thats a manpon a manpon 

It keeps the blood from ruining your pants 

but be careful they tend to fall out when you dance 

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[verse 2] 

i'm glad that i have found it so this feeling I can ditch 

it's a quite thrifty solution and there's no need to be rich 

it soaks up all the moisture which helps to relieve the itch 

and I'm thankful to be freed from that ever nagging bitch 

[chorus] 

When you've got a bleeding ass all you gotta do is get yourself a manpon yes a manpon 

Just take a piece of paper towel shove it in your crack yes thats a manpon a manpon 

It keeps the blood from ruining your pants 

but be careful they tend to fall out when you dance 

[verse 3] 

I know that while this might not be fun to talk about 

so i wrote this little song so we all can scream and shout 

while embracing all our buddies and raising up our stouts 

believe me if you try it you sure will have no doubts 

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[chorus] 

When you've got a bleeding ass all you gotta do is get yourself a manpon yes a manpon 

Just take a piece of paper towel shove it in your crack yes thats a manpon a manpon 

It keeps the blood from ruining your pants 

but be careful they tend to fall out when you dance