Couch Potato Lyrics - Singles - Rizzle Kicks

Jordan-Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the house 

Check me out im a proper couch potato 

no one here can do anything else without my say so uh, 

I dont play no games yo gte me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo 

what im a proper couch potato 

no one here can do anything else without my say so uh 

I dont play no games yo 

check it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a month 

in the last month ive been once I am done 

I go at half twelve and I leave by one 

cos I realise that jamming on my sofas more fun 

all I do is watch friends 

probably the reason why ive not got friends 

yeah what men the day I move 

is the day that people say that Rachaels got pegged 

yeah I dont play no games 

sitting here sipping on some pino gregio 

yo getting texts of my ex wanting sex bruv 

parred everyone still she is quite safe though 

yo what the theme though 

basically lay-low stay in play halo breaks at my say so 

what? And if I do go out well im getting cheesy chips on the way home 

[CHORUS] 

This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come 

and I will do it I will do it 

and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb 

but I will do it I will do it 

Listen up yo I said check me out im a proper couch potato 

no one here can do anything else without my say so uh 

I dont play no games yo get me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo 

what im a proper couch potato 

no one can do anything else without my say so 

uh I dont play no games yo yeah 

I leave the sofa looking like my arse cheek 

yard reeks having let my bath leak since last week 

Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the rest of this song 

Harley-oh oh ohhoh ohohohooooh 

Jordan-cant be f*cked mate 

harley-do it! 

Jordan-I cant be arsed 

harley-your so lazy mate! 

Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got bet- 

Harley-do something mate 

Jordan- I got better things to do 

Harley- like what? 

Jordan-f*cking eat. 

Harley-Eat? You eat about ten minutes ago ,go on do it 

Jordan-ahhh f*cking hell ahh you know what, I really cant be arsed 

[CHORUS] 

This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come 

and I will do it I will do it 

and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb 

but I will do it I will do it 

Jordan-check me out.