Always Late Lyrics - Rizzle Kicks

(Yeah, yeah, yeah) 

I was actually five hours late though 

I missed my friend's engagement 

'Cause I'm always late 

Missed my girlfriend's ultrasound 

'Cause I'm always late 

Had a job interview but I woke up in a state 

(Chorus) 

But ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay 

I'm always late 

I'm always late, I'm always late 

I'm always late 

I'm always late, I'm always late 

I don't even own a watch but man, wouldn't that be great 

Ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay 

I'm always late (Yo) 

It's the number one faffer 

Number one bag-packing slacker 

Number one traffic jammer (Yeah) 

Yeah I got the radio on but even Lionel Ritchie can't stop this anger 

I'm looking at my cabbie like: 

"boss, have you ever seen Men In Black?" 

"Yes in fact" 

"Remember that bit when they push a red button and go super-fast, 

Can we do that yeah?" 

No, apparently not 

So now I gotta ring my friend and think on the spot, I'm like: "yeah 

I'm gonna be another forty minutes, 

because I just saved an orphan, wicked" 

Yeah I'm forever late 

And when I die I'll get turned away from heaven's gate 

And there'll be hell to pay 

They're like: "Yo, you were supposed to be here yesterday" 

And I'm like: "sorry I didn't ******* die sooner" 

I missed my best friend's wedding 

'Cause I'm always late 

Missed my first kid being born 

'Cause I'm always late 

Missed my own birthday, 'cause I woke up the next day 

(Chorus) 

But ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay 

I'm always late 

I'm always late, I'm always late 

I'm always late 

I'm always late, I'm always late 

I don't even own a watch but man, wouldn't that be great 

Ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay (I'm always late) 

Yo, blame it on the alcohol or on a reefer 

Blame it on a two-week stint in Ibiza 

Blame it on the Sun, or on Fifa 

Blame it on the last episode of Game of Thrones, bruv 

Yeah I got girlfriends (like Khaleesi) 

Time drags on and I'm late when they see me 

It's Luigi trying to get a star 

Going double-fast just to keep my princess peachy 

Real talk though, time's a language 

And you can eat my lack-of-punctuality sandwich 

It's not all London and Manhattan 

There are places on Earth than enjoy relaxing 

Until then I'll get a flat white with added lack of nap-time 

And whatever will help me ******* not miss my commitments 

I fall victim to thinking everything will just go smoothly 

So now my best friend hates me (Sorry) 

'Cause I'm always late (Come on man) 

And my family's moved away (Why) 

'Cause I'm always late (Arrgh) 

It ain't even Christmas, but it feels like holiday (Mary Berry) 

'Cause now I ain't got **** to do so I can sleep all day (Ayy) 

(Chorus) 

I'm always late 

I'm always late, I'm always late 

I'm always late 

I'm always late, I'm always late 

I don't even own a watch but man, wouldn't that be great 

Ask me if I'd do it again and I would say okay 

I'm always late 

(Ah, yeah, yeah) 

Sorry, I just... 

You haven't got... 

Teleportation... 

Would be great... 

(Yeah, see, I didn't even finish that on time)