The No-no Song Lyrics - Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band - Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band

ONE, TWO, ("Whenever you're ready, Bill!") 

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! 

(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) 

(Aye-aye-aye-aye) 

A LADY THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM COLUMBIA, 

SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. 

THEN SHE HELD OUT SOME MARIJUANA, HA HA! 

SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. 

AND I SAID, 

"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SMOKE IT NO MORE, 

I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. 

NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, 

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." 

(Ah-ah-ah) 

A WOMAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM MAJORCA, SPAIN, 

SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. 

THEN SHE HELD OUT A TEN POUND BAG OF COCAINE, 

SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. 

AND I SAID, 

"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SNIFF IT NO MORE, 

I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. 

NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, 

AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." 

(Ah-ah-ah-ah) 

(Ah-ah-ah-ah) 

(Ah-ah-ah-ah) 

(Ah-ah-ah-ah) 

A MAN I KNOW JUST CAME FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, OO, 

HE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. 

THEN HE HELD OUT SOME MOONSHINE WHISKEY, OH HO, 

HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. 

AND I SAID, 

"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE, 

I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. 

NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, 

AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." 

WELL, I SAID, 

"NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, 

I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. 

NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, 

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." 

"Take it away, Billy Preston!" 

WELL, I SAID, 

"NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, 

I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. 

NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, 

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR." 

WELL, I SAID, 

"NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, 

I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. 

NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE, 

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."