I Can Tell Stories Lyrics - Riff Raff

I can tell stories, got too much to tell I can NBC, like that girl Connie 

Might just run for Mayor like Rudolph Giuliani 

I could talk alot, got too much to tell 

Used to have a girl who worked at Taco Bell 

Watch me clean glass, like Ben Wallace 

I done graduated from Versace Junior College 

I could sip drank, icy toes Eskimo 

Fifty grand below, poppin' pills in the North Pole 

I could slang heat, like a piece of pizza 

I done wrote this flow on the back of the Mona Lisa 

Trade to Pensacola, syrup out the soda 

Bout to bring the dice out, Jody Highroller 

Might buy two states, North and South Dakota 

Chain lookin' sick, ebola... pneumonia 

Pop a few yams, sweatin' in a Hummer 

I could trick-or-treat in the candy corn pumpkin 

Bonsai leaves in the butterscotch couch 

Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts 

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