Longview Lyrics - I'd Like A Virgin - Richard Cheese

I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on 

I change the channels for an hour or two 

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit 

I'm sick of all the same old shit 

In a house with unlocked doors 

And I'm fucking lazy 

Bite my lip and close my eyes 

Take me away to paradise 

I'm so damn bored I'm going blind 

And I smell like shit 

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving 

I sure as hell can't do it by myself 

I'm feeling like a dog in heat 

Barred indoors from the summer street 

I locked the door to my own cell 

And I lost the key 

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Bite my lip and close my eyes 

Take me away to paradise 

I'm so damn bored I'm going blind 

And I smell like shit 

I've got no motivation 

Where is my motivation? 

No time for the motivation 

Smoking my inspiration 

I sit around and watch the phone but no one's calling 

Call me pathetic, call me what you will 

My mother says to get a job 

But she don't like the one she's got 

When masturbation's lost its fun 

You're fucking lonely 

Bite my lip and close my eyes 

Take me away to paradise 

I'm so damn bored I'm going blind 

And loneliness has to suffice 

Bite my lip and close my eyes 

I was slipping away to paradise 

Some say, quit or I'll go blind 

But it's just a myth