Bff Lyrics - Rhett And Link

What if you get buried alive 

Who's gone dig you out from the ground 

What if you choke on some pie 

Who is gonna squeeze it back out 

What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal 

And your other hand switches it on 

Who's third hand is gonna pull your first hand out 

While their fourth hand turns the switch back off 

You need a B-F-F 

Best friends forever 

B-F-F 

To help you out whenever 

B-F-F 

Best friends forever 

B-F-F 

They'll help you out whenever 

What if you stick a cotton swab 

To far into your ear 

And it becomes lodged 

Into the side of your brain 

And you suverilly damage 

Your inferial temporal geirus 

Which is the part of the brain that helps you process shapes 

Who's gone sit wit chu and help you relearn your shapes 

So you don't seem like a complete idiot 

You need a B-F-F 

Best friends forever 

B-F-F 

To help you out whenever 

B-F-F 

Best friends forever 

B-F-F 

They'll help you out whenever 

I was down on my luck 

At the end of the road 

About to give up 

But my friend said, "No!" 

I'm here for you 

I'm there for you 

And I'll do anything that you need me to 

If you were in a wreck and needed a spine 

I cut myself open and give you mine 

But then you'll never again 

Be able to stand 

I'm half livin' my life as a jelly man 

If I found out you had a parisitic twin 

I'd make that twin my second best friend 

I'm sure he'd be an excelent guy 

I don't care if he'd was just some teethdidin lie 

Need a B-F-F 

Best friends forever 

B-F-F 

To help you out whenever 

B-F-F 

Best friends forever 

B-F-F 

They'll help you out whenever 

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