Five-o Ford Lyrics - Reverend Horton Heat

Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race, 

That happened out in a secluded place 

Where no one lives 

'cept cows and a few raccoons 

I was drivin' around in my shoebox car, 

My baby and me underneath the stars, 

My engine was knockin 

But i knew it'd clear real soon. 

I was cruisin' along 'bout 95, 

I looked in my mirror and man alive 

Some guy was gaining on me 

As his engine roared. 

So i gave that holly carb some gas, 

My baby cried out don't let him pass, 

I guess it's just that bitch got bored, 

I had to race my fucked up ford. 

I made the turn at 108, 

And he was up on my back gate, 

And I knew he had something bad, 

Underneath that hood. 

So I pushed it up to 110, 

That flathead motor was about to give in, 

I crossed my fingers and prayed to the lord, 

Don't let me down you f***ed up ford. 

It's my fucked up ford! 

It's my fucked up ford! 

When cherry tops began to spin, 

I knew this race was about to end, 

It's a cop by god 

My engine can't give no more. 

He threw me in jail, warrant ignored 

My car blew up as the oil poured, 

I guess it's just that bitch got bored, 

I had to race my fucked up ford. 

It's my fucked up ford! whoooo! 

It's my fucked up ford!