Beer Holder Lyrics - Laughin' And Cryin' With Reverend Horton Heat - Reverend Horton Heat

I was sitting in my easy chair 

I was flipping between the game and the Ultimate Fight 

I was setting my beer on this table 

The kind that doubles as a lamp 

And constantly reaching to pick it up 

Was giving me a cramp 

So I set my beer in the crease below my chest 

As if to give my beer a little nest 

My beer holder's great and now I'm blessed 

Cause it keeps working better than I could have ever guessed 

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday 

It works better with each beer I put away 

Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays 

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday 

It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down 

How good it feels to know it's true without a doubt 

It won't spill in my lap even if I take a nap 

I've probably done it know about a thousand times 

With only one or three little mishaps 

Now my wife doesn't see the genius of my plan 

How my holder holds a bottle, cup or can 

I hope some day she won't , won't just roll her eyes 

Cause with every beer I drink my sweet beer holder's gaining size 

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday 

It works better with each beer I put away 

Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays 

My beer holder's getting bigger everyday 

It's a win-win deal the way that things in life go down 

How good it feels 

How my beer holder's getting bigger everyday