The Auctioneer Lyrics - Retard-o-bot

Okay.. 

Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars 

can i get 100? i see 100 

125? 125 

150? yes you there in the back 

175? 175 

200 dollars? you for 200 dollars 

Do i hear 225? 225 

250? 

300? 

going once 

going twice 

SOLD 

Sold to the man with the faggot hair 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

sold to the man, back there 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

(I'm the man with the faggy hair) 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

sold to the man back with the faggy hair..in the back.. with the faggy hair.. its sold to you 

Im the man with the faggy hair 

and i dont think you're fair 

cause im the man with the faggy hair and im not bidding on that chair 

its a piece of shit, i sat on it and it made my ass hurt 

it smells like a piece of shit, and i dont want any part of it 

I'm the man with the faggy hair, get away because im not there 

I'm not buying that piece of shit chair 

because it smells like poo 

but its sold to you 

(no its not) 

i sold the item straight to you, sir 

(no its not) 

500 dollars you said you'd pay, now pay bitch 

(i dont wanna pay) 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

thats you (not me) 

way back there, in the poopy chair 

(not meee) I dont care 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

(not me) 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

(not me) 

back there, way back there in the poo poo chair 

(not me) 

look at him back there sayin he aint bought that shit 

(i didnt) 

its sold to you, its sold to you 

(asshole) 

you put your hand up, and said you agreed to buy it 

(you're mistaking me for someone else) 

sold to you, it was sold to you 

(it wasnt) 

sold to the man with the faggy hair 

(it wasnt sold to me asshole) 

well, you agreed to buy it now pay for it. 

Next item up for bid, we'll start the bidding at 100 dollars.