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Check your rearview and make sure 

there's no cops within view 

And then don't stop 

There's pedal to the right, push it floor 

Get a jammer so the speed won't clock 

Fuck the cops, this system sucks 

Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls 

That bitch is sick 

Testimony that she won't forget 

She sides with the pig 

Didn't do a thing 

When you looked me over 

Still ain't did shit 

But you pull me over 

Wrong place, wrong time 

Don't confuse it 

Give a dick a badge 

And they'll abuse it 

Pull me over so you can show 

How tuff you are 

In your bad boy cop car 

You're a rebel from high school 

What better way to rebel 

then making my life a living hell 

You think you're hot 

But you're really not 

You're just a hillbilly 

Red neck mother fucking jock 

Didn't do a thing 

When you looked me over 

Still ain't did shit 

But you pull me over 

Wrong place, wrong time 

Don't confuse it 

Give a dick a badge 

And they'll abuse it 

Three cops, to write a bogus ticket 

Grab a hold of my dick and lick it 

Lick it and like it 

And love it and suck it 

Most of these cops are fucking useless 

They'll pull you over with lame excuses 

Need evidence but they can't produce it 

But the judge don't care 

You have hair 

Pokin' out everywhere 

Didn't do a thing 

When you looked me over 

Still ain't did shit 

But you pull me over 

Wrong place, wrong time 

Don't confuse it 

Give a dick a badge 

And they'll abuse it 

Didn't do a thing 

When you looked me over 

Still ain't did shit 

But you pull me over 

Wrong place, wrong time 

Don't confuse it 

Give a dick a badge 

And they'll abuse it