Wanda - The Worm Woman Lyrics - Residents

Sneering at the leering lady 

As she stares and squirms 

At Wanda with her saintly smile 

And living wig of worms 

I like to watch their faces fall 

As we disgust and shame them 

Seeking suckers is my game 

No longer lion taming 

Like a pink and pregnant pumpkin 

Perched upon her neck 

Wanda Wadkins head was hurting 

It was bitten by insects 

I watched the awkward way she waddled 

Walking to the pail 

She always used to wash her worms 

And clean beneath her nails 

I love the should I see inside her 

But I just can't love her 

Folding fat that rolls around 

Like bowling balls in butter 

Wanda, Wanda, Wanda 

Watch me, watch me, watch me 

Won't you watch me for a while 

Watch me pick my worms up 

And put them in a pile 

Watch me sit upon it with 

My Mona Lisa smile 

Why Wanda why 

Do I always watch you cry? 

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