Christmas Griping Lyrics - Rem

Mike: Well it looks like Christmas is here again 

Bill: Yeah, guess we'll have to go shopping now 

Peter: I'll tell you what if I hear Rudolf the Red nosed Reindeer one more time I'm gonna up on a tower with a high powered rifle 

Michael: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha 

As we sit, by the fire, all the smells, will perspire 

Mike: Yeah and I'm gonna have to take my nephew to the mall to see Santa Claus 

Bill: Wouldn't you just love to throttle the person that invented fruit cake? 

Peter's Wife OR Michael's Sister: And what is this thing about Misle toe 

Boom shaka laka laka ho ho ho 

Michael: Take a white marshmallow, put it on a coat hanger, put it on the fire, get some chocolate bars and some bread crackers, and then you slush it, and then you eat a hundred of them and vomit 

Bertis: I'm still having nightmares about Burl Ives 

Mike: Yeah sometimes Christmas really frosts my? 

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