The Week The Trend Lyrics - Relient K

And this week's the trend 

Was to not wake up till 3 p.m. 

I picked the few conscious hours that I chose to spend 

And slept away the rest of them 

And this week the trend 

Was to crash and burn and then return again 

To practice the life that I pretend 

Provides enough to get me through the weekend 

So I say 

Get me a solution and watch me run with it 

And then You gave 

You gave me a solution what have I done with it? 

'Cause I was absolutely sure 

I had it all figured out way back then 

And now it's this minute, this hour, this day 

And this week the trend 

Was to backstab every single one of my friends 

And leave a voicemail message trying to make amends 

All the while hoping things work out in the end 

And this week's the trend 

Was to borrow all the strength that You could lend 

To keep my head above the water and not descend 

Back to where I said I'd never go again 

So I say 

Give me a solution and watch me run with it 

And then You gave 

You gave me a solution what have I done with it? 

'Cause I was absolutely sure 

I had it all figured out way back then 

But after this day it's this week 

All over again 

And I just want to get mugged at knifepoint 

To get cut enough to wake me up 

'Cause I know that I don't want to die 

Sitting around watching my life go by 

And what we take from this is what we'll get 

And we haven't quite figured it out just yet 

Because all of us are all too stuck 

Strapped to a chair watching our lives blow up 

Stuck watching our lives blow up