The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Lyrics - Relient K

We are the pirates we don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver 

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul 

And I've never been to Moscow, and I've never been to Tampa 

And I've never been to Boston in the fall 

'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

And I've never hoist the main sail, and I've never swabbed the poop deck 

And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all 

And I've never walked the gang plank, and I've never owned a parrot 

And I've never been to Boston in the fall 

'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

Oh, I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong 

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall 

And I've never kissed a chipmunk, and I've never gotten head lice 

And I have never been to Boston in the fall 

Pirate captains log 2002 who'll be this band Relient K 

And why they'll be so full of contradictions 

We don't know what he did but we're down with Captain Kidd 

We don't wake up before lunch but we all eat Captain Crunch 

We don't smoke, we don't chew, we watch Captain Kangaroo 

{Ladies and gentlemen let's give them a big hand} 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, we don't do anything