The Pirates That Don't Do Anything Lyrics - Relient K

we are the pirates we don't do anything 

we just stay at home, and lie around 

and if you ask us, to do anything 

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

But I've never been to Greenland 

and I've never been to Denver 

and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul 

and I've never been to Moscow 

and I've never been to Tampa 

and I've never been to Boston in the fall 

'cause we're the pirates that don't do anything 

we just stay at home, and lie around 

and if you ask us, to do anything 

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

and I've never hoist the mainstay 

and I've never swabbed the poop deck 

and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all 

and I've never walked the gang plank 

and I've never owned a parrot 

and I've never been to Boston in the fall 

'cause we're the pirates who don't do anything 

we just stay at home, and lie around 

and if you ask us, to do anything 

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

oh, I've never plucked a rooster 

and I am not too good at ping-pong 

and I've never thrown my mashed pertaters up against the wall 

and I've never kissed a chipmunk, 

and I've never gotten head lice 

and I have never been to Boston in the fall 

(pirate captains log 2002 

who be this band relient k 

and why they be so full of contradictions) 

we don't know what he did 

but we're down with captain kidd 

we don't wake up before lunch 

but we all eat captain crunch 

we don't smoke, we don't chew 

we watch captain kangaroo 

and I've never licked a spark-plug 

and I've never sniffed a stink bug 

and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball 

and I've never bathed in yogurt 

and I don't look good in leggings 

and I've never been to Boston in the fall 

we are the pirates who don't do anything 

we just stay at home, and lie around 

and if you ask us, to do anything 

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 

we are the pirates we don't do anything 

we just stay at home, and lie around 

and if you ask us, to do anything 

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything