Rap Track Lyrics - Relient K

PEPPERONI!!! 

And it was all just a dream(echoed) 

baby, rap song 

HOOOOOOOOOO! 

I'm like a fuseneck with I keep getting restless 

Eatin' 20 pounds of 'pasgetti for breakfast 

Still showin' up on your 10 Best Dressed list 

I told you my name was MC Defenseless 

Duct tape wrapped around my feet 

Held hostage before the big track meet 

14 feet from 18th Street 

I know for a fact that you think I'm mean 

(switches rapper)Yo, you stick around like fly on the wall 

With Surround Sound you found that you hear it all 

When it all comes through I heard you say "Sup dude?" 

(I never thought money really mattered to you) 

And all the King's horses and all the King's men 

Took all the King's credit and they started to spend 

It all on the worthless 

It's a tragedy when 

(Your livin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air) 

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE WORST FREESTYLE RAPPER EVER!!!) 

Ummm....Uhhhh...Gimme a second.... 

Uhhhh....SHOOT....Ummmmmm.... 

Uhhhh....Right...Here we go... 

If apples are green and carrots are orange 

And then they go and then you g- 

What?...What the-?...What rhymes with orange? 

Awww geez I really am bad 

Ummmm...Just-Just gimme a second 

(NO MAN YOU"RE DONE!) 

WHO'S that wearin' those silly shoes? 

WE are wearin' those silly shoes! 

HA! 

Well I really HATE those silly shoes! 

Well we really LIKE our silly shoes! 

(HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!) 

PLEASE STOP WEARIN' THOSE SILLY SHOES! 

WE WON'T STOP WEARIN' OUR SILLY SHOES! 

(They're just SHOES, man!) 

Well I've learned to RESPECT your silly shoes! 

THEN RESPECT FOR YOU IS SOMETHIN' WE WON'T LOSE! 

Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes? 

Man, quit talkin' about those silly shoes! 

You say I'm boring but I say HARDLY! 

WELL LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE A PIZZA PARTY!!!! 

PIZZA PARTY!!! 

PEPPERONI! 

And it was all just a dream 

Forever. 

(whispered)........snakesssss........