Mood Rings Lyrics - Two Lefts Don't Make A Right...but Three Do - Relient K

We all know the girls that I am talking about Well they are time bombs and they are ticking 

and the only question's when they'll blow up 

And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt 

cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them 

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man 

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings 

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off 

cause we'll know just what they're thinking...just what they're thinking 

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way 

Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday 

She said to me that she's so happy its depressing 

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring 

If its drama you want then look no further 

They're like the Real World, meets Boy Meets World, meets Days of our Lives 

And it just kills me how they get away with murder 

They're anger you then bat their eyes... those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize 

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man 

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings 

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off 

cause we'll know just what they're thinking...just what they're thinking 

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way 

Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost everyday 

She said to me that she's so stressed out that its soothing 

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring 

Cause when its black means watch your back because you're probably the last person in the world right now she wants to see 

And when its blue it means that you should call her up immediately and ask her out because she'll most likely agree 

And when its green it simply means that she is really stressed 

And when its clear it means she's completely emotionless 

And that's alright I must confess... 

We all know the girls that I am talking about She liked you wednesday but now its friday and she has to wash her hair 

And it just figures that we'll never figure them out 

First she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde... 

At least she makes a lovely pair 

Mood ring, oh mood ring 

Oh tell me will you bring 

The key to unlock this mystery? 

Of girls and their emotions, 

play it back in slow motion 

So i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind... 

(spoken)...ha... that was terrible...