Chap Stick, Chapped, And Things Like Chemistry Lyrics - Relient K

Ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone 

Who brought back their permission slip 

Because I know nobody wants to stay home 

While the rest of us go out and make a day of it 

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Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside 

And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride 

They're starting something, and I don't want to begin it 

(I don't want to begin it) 

They're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found 

(With me, won't be found) 

And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes 

(I don't want to begin it) 

And, so, I guess I'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around 

Ok, so, who doesn't have a cell phone 

Well, I don't need to ask my friends 

Because, I know mine was fastened to my jawbone 

Thanks to all those nights and weekends 

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When it comes to relationships (I'm the dumbest one) 

And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone) 

Your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me 

It's Chap Stick, and Chapped Lips, and things like Chemistry 

It's Chap Stick, and Chapped Lips, and things like... 

It's Chap Stick, and Chapped Lips, and things like... 

It's Chap Stick, and Chapped Lips, and things like Chemistry 

Can I relate to you the way you relate to me 

Can you help me out with my chemistry 

I don't want to be perceived the way I am 

I just want to be perceived the way I am