Breakdown-larry The Cucumber Version Lyrics - Relient K

Aarrhhh...Aarrhhh...Aarrhhhhh...Aarrrrrhhhhhhh!!! 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!" 

Well I've never been to Cleveland 

And I've never been to Denver 

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul 

And I've never been to Moscow 

And I've never been to Tampa 

And I've never been to Boston in the Fall. 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!" 

And I've never hoisted the mainstay 

And I've never swabbed the poop deck 

And I've never peered to starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all 

And I've never walked the gangplank 

And I've never owned a parrot 

And I've never been to Boston in the Fall 

(Burp) 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!" 

Well I've never plucked a rooster 

And I'm not to good at pinball 

And I've never thrown my mashed potaters up against the wall 

And I've never kissed a chipmunk 

And I've never gotten headlice 

And I've never been to Boston in the fall 

Who be this man of Relient K? 

And why be he so full of contridiction?> 

We don't know what he did 

But we're down with Captain Kidd 

We don't wake up before lunch 

But we all eat Captain Crunch 

We don't smoke 

We don't chew 

We watch Captain Kangaroo 

And I've never licked a sparkplug 

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug 

And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball 

And I've never bathed in yogurt 

And I've never looked good in leggings 

And I've never been to Boston in the fall!!! 

(Spit.."Ka-ting!!!") 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!" 

We are the pirates who don't do anything 

We just stay at home and lie around 

And if you ask us to do anything 

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"