Halftime Lyrics - Rehab

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink. 

Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind. 

CJ: Hmmm. Wow! 

WD: He's like a nine-dicked weasel. 

CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U. 

WD: Huh? 

CJ: They said he majored in kickin' ass. 

WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiend's list! 

(Laughter) 

CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don't 'cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab. 

WD: Ahhh! 

CJ: Apparently, they're gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named "Killer" something or another or something. 

WD: Jumpin' jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes? 

CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom! 

(Laughter) 

WD: Well, here they go kids! Let's have a listen! 

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