Chico And The Man Lyrics - Singles - Rehab

Man, what time is it? 

Chico and The Man 

blah, blah, blah 

Holy shit! 

Chico and The Man 

blah, blah, blah 

I shouldn't a drank all that shit last night 

Chico and The Man 

blah, blah, blah 

Aw 

Another day, same couch 

rib cushions my feet 

pop tart and milk 

great 'fridge' 

got nothing to eat 

love left me for money 

she's a ho anyway 

gonna sip my 12 and get drunk all day 

I sit and get high, make cocktail dry 

love is a lie, and I am alive 

it seems boring, number rolling 

so I'll just sit here, light a cig upon the stove 

and crack a beer and watch 

Chico and The Man 

I got my pony watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I'm gettin' high watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

the time fly watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

don't got no job, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

gettin' high watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I got my beer watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

the time fly watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

don't got no job 

Wakin' up, bogart 

I'm might be dope, but I'm not fly 

might as well die 

or maybe I'll actually take my lazy, shitty ass and walk outside 

iller than the neighbor's ignorate, judgemental wife in disgust, naw 

I think I'll smoke one more cigarette, and watch the Spanish Channel and lust 

maybe I'll glue my eyes closed, maybe I'll write Shakspearean prose in the nude 

in search, ending up searching for strange focuses, while swallowing Quaaludes 

"Hey dude!" 

"What?" 

I'm fuckin bored 

My brain chemicals will allow no joy 

I'm sick of decoys 

So I lay under the covers one more beautiful sunny day and watch my stolen cable 

"Why don't you enjoy life for what it is?" 

I'm not able 

and hey, who'd I wake up next to? 

I don't remember you 

"but Brooks, I'm your true love from high school...gimme a hug baby" 

"hey, hey, hey, fuck you" 

but anyway, back to the numbing sound of quality programming 

I think I'll drink liquor, curse God and a watch Knots Landing 

black out the windows 'cause the Sun's screwing up my reception, damn 

and once again I'm watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I got my beer watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I'm gettin' high watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

ain't got no job, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

the time fly watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

the time fly watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I got my brew watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I'm gettin' high watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

ain't doin' nothin' 

I lost my job, my car battery dead 

and I'm pissin' on the seat, can't get a trade to the head 

how in the hell did it get this bad? 

gonna wipe my ass with the want-ads 

and I'm eatin' stale Pop-tarts and bustin' farts 

done turned unemployment into an art 

tell the whole world to leave me alone 

don't knock on my door, don't call my phone 

I ain't pleasing you but motherfucker I'm grown 

and I'm lazy as hell but I'm on my own 

cigarettes, empty bottles and dirty socks 

underwear with skidmarks and a broken clock 

my cigs piled high where the roaches roam 

on a two-week old plate of chicken bones 

diggin' in my ass and I grab the remote 

switch on the Magnava 

and guess what's on? 

What's that? 

Chico and The Man 

I got my pony, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I'm gettin' high, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

got a Pop-tart, eatin', watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

ain't doin' nothin', watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

ain't got no job, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I need a life, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

can't get no pussy, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

what's happenin' to me, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

ain't got no job, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I need some money, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I need a woman, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I'm on my ass, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

this life's a bore, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

I'm all alone, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

countin' the roaches, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

need to get some jobs, watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

ain't doin' nothin', watchin' 

Chico and The Man 

and you know 

Chico and The Man 

blah, blah, blah 

I don't give a fuck man, you know 

my mom says I ain't got no responsibilites you know and all 

You know maybe she was a hippie 

from the 60's 

and she just gave me some ill gene 

you know what I mean? 

blah, blah, blah 

Fuck it! 

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