Bartender Lyrics - Rehab

People in the back ground talking: 

Care for another Martini? 

I could wet my whistle 

Brandy Sir? 

Bartender I really did it this time 

Broke my parole to have a good time 

When I got home it was six a.m. 

The door was locked so I kicked it in 

She was trippin' on the bills 

I think she was high on some pills 

She threw my shit out into the yard 

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard 

And in my drunken stupor 

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I did what I should have never done 

And now I'm sittin' here, talking to you 

Drunk and on the run 

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside 

Waitin' for my ride on the outside 

She stole my heart, in the trailer park 

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car 

Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away 

And I know I'll probably get ten years 

So just give me beers till they get here 

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up 

And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up 

But I'm trying to drown my soul 

I'm tired of this life on the dirt road 

Everything that I love is gone 

And I'm tired of hangin' on 

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside 

Waitin' for my ride on the outside 

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She stole my heart, in the trailer park 

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car 

And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away 

Yes it was meant to be 

Romance is misery 

So much for memories 

And now I am headed to the penitentiary 

See me on TV 

The next cop series 

I am a danger 

I guess I should have did something about my anger 

But I never learn 

Real things I don't concern 

I pour kerosene on everything I love 

And watch it burn 

I know it's my fault 

But I wasn't happy it was over 

She threw a fit 

So I crashed that piece of shit over 

And now I'm goin' back again 

Back to the pen to see my friends 

When we all file off that county van 

They'll ask me where I've been 

I've been at a bar on the inside 

Waitin' for my ride on the outside 

She stole my heart, in the trailer park 

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin? car 

I crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away 

Fades out: 

Laa laa la laa la la laa laa laa la la la laa 

Hey 

Laa 

Laa laa la laa la la laa laa laa la la la laa 

Hey you bastard 

Laa 

Laa laa la laa la la laa laa laa la la la laa [Fades out]