I Will Lick Your Arsehole Lyrics - Singles - Regurgitator

I'm like Mr. Clifford Richard, I'm wired for sound 

When I get myself a mic you won't want to be around 

I'm off like the note in "care" in Karen's "Day Tripper" 

I'm faking all my lines like that dolphin called Flipper 

Send chills down your spine like the strings in "Billy Jean" 

I'm so far underground that I'm a one person scene 

I'm overly thorough just like David Attenborough 

When he's whisperin' in the jungle 

Like they're working undercover 

Evidence irrefutable 

I'm squarer than a cubicle 

I hug the straight and narrow 

Like a Julie Andrews musical 

I derail and fail with abstract verse I fail to curtail 

The rhythmical measures and pleasurable endeavours never sail 

I'm lacking in ambition 

Simply no predisposition 

And when I hit the stage I lose all composition 

I never liked it loud coz crowded places scare me 

I dig the rock roll as much as Peter, Paul and Mary 

..Arsehole 

I will lick your 

Arsehole 

I will lick your 

Arsehole 

I will lick your... 

Yeah, I'm the host with the most uber Guy Smiley 

I got the special effects like the BBC man 

I got the flow like Malmsteen got chops 

It seems that I'm so bad 

They'll get L.L. to call the cops 

Beats him so hard 

They be bustin up your spleen 

And I got more rhymes than Dern's hair got sheen 

I put flash in the dance just like Irene Cara 

And I got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara 

Like a digital refinery i hope you 'lise the binary 

So zeros after ones getting lined up into finery 

I put them into rows to get the music go 

and they goes and they flows like the mucus out your nose 

I'm the Asisiatic Australasiatic 

Instamatic rhythm box static addict 

I got the juice and all else got pith 

And I'm tough under pressure just like Sarah Jane Smith 

..Arsehole 

I will lick your 

Arsehole 

I will lick your 

Arsehole 

I will lick your... 

..Arsehole 

I will lick your 

Arsehole 

I will lick your 

Arsehole 

I will lick your...