Grand Hotel Lyrics - Regina Spektor

Somewhere below the grand hotel 

There is a tunnel that leads down to hell 

Take the dumbwaiter, the laundry chute 

Then sneak through the hall past the boy's shining boots 

Then left at the courtyard through the old garden 

Where all the bellhops smoke with the guards 

And then you run to the old lake house 

Down to the old lake house 

Run to the old lake house where it begins 

Under the floorboards there's a deep well 

That leads to a spring that sprung up in hell 

That's where old devils danced and kissed 

And made their blood pacts in the ancient myths 

And running through forest they screamed in chorus 

While piercing fair maiden's chests with their horns 

And then they lay in the grass 'til the dawn came 

Sleeping away 'til the dawn came 

Lay in the grass where now stands the grand hotel 

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The Maître D' and a fancy chef 

Silver's real, the liquor's top shelf 

Play some tennis, swim in a pool 

Stroll the garden shady and cool 

You won't care that the devils 

Won't mind that the devils 

Won't know that the devils are near 

Somewhere below the grand hotel 

There is a tunnel that leads straight to hell 

But no one comes up for the souls anymore 

They come for some comfort and for the dance floor 

And hiding sharp horns under fedoras 

Do not disturb signs instead of a chorus 

They toss and turn 'til the dawn comes 

On soft sheets 'til the dawn comes 

No one sleeps at the grand hotel 

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Room service, mini-bar 

Scented soaps, chauffeured cars 

Stay a day, stay a week 

Here's the tunnel, take a peek 

Just call up your friends at the front desk 

Any hour at the front desk 

Call up your friends at the grand hotel 

You'll always have friends at the grand hotel