Daniel Cowman Lyrics - Songs - Regina Spektor

On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing 

The world should have ended right then and there 

Precisely 4: 15, when he stopped existing 

The world should have ended 

How could it go on? 

How could it go on? 

How could it go on? 

Well, I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

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So now that we've got that straight 

Does it mean that I can fly? 

Does it mean I that I can go do whatever I want? 

Now that we've got that clear 

And you know that I'm not here 

Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please? 

The premature ejaculation of his death sentence 

Hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball, hwk-pfff 

And everything got hazy in the courtroom 

And then he stood up and then he sat back down 

Another two times in a row 

And everything got real slow 

Like a gunshot in the movies 

And he remembered 

Heroin Boy walking through the door 

Bouncing off the walls and the floor 

Taking off his belt 

Taking off his pants 

Filling up the bathtub 

Getting ready to go in for a swim 

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Singing, I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

I don't exist 

So now that we've got that straight 

Does it mean that I can fly? 

Does it mean that I can go do whatever I want? 

Now that we've got that clear 

And you know that I'm not here 

Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please? 

And he start remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering... 

The Heroin Boy 

He walked through the door 

And he was screaming 

And everybody was like, what's you screaming as if it's the end of the world? 

And he was like, well it is. 

And I was sittin' in the corner with my pants down 

And I was sure someone next door was blowin' up balloons 

And they was red and orange 

And there was this one lady at the bar 

And she was trying to buy gin 

And there was this other lady at the bar 

And she was trying to sell gin 

And it worked out good for the boths of them 

And Heroin Boy 

Started takin' off his belt 

Started takin' off his pants 

Started takin' off his shoes 

Filling up the bathtub 

Gettin' ready to go in for a swim 

And I says nooo 

You're gonna drooown 

He says nooo 

I can't drown 

Simply because... 

Shhhh. 

A man destined to hang 

Can never drown 

A man destined to hang 

Can never drown 

A man destined to hang 

Can never, ever drown 

A man destined to drown 

Can never burn 

A man destined to drown 

Can never burn 

A man destined to drown 

Can never, ever burn 

A man destined to fry 

Can never, ever, ever 

A man destined to fry 

Can never, ever, ever 

A man destined to fry 

Can never, ever, ever die 

In any other way 

But frying 

Lucky that I'm dying 

By hanging 

And not drowning 

So now that we've got that straight 

Can't I just be left alone? 

I want to take a fuckin' bath.