Tweet Yourself Right Lyrics - A Live At Central Park - Reggie Watts

The Recieve from the ocean 

There is no commotion 

that can feel as though 

coming close to the end 

The sound of collapsing structures 

with the tiss stance 

and yes I know its just a rumor 

but I tell you its happen before 

And I know 

She said 

And we did the best we 

til we woke up in the bed yes, yeah yeeeah 

Pull your zippo out and show the world 

that you can feel as though its 1978 

But the shitty thing about lighters 

that they tend to heat up 

and they're hard the pressure on the activation plate 

So Take a break 

Let your friend do it for a while 

Pass it around 

so that flame steeps steeps keeps goin 

And they're doin the olypics like Eternal Flames 

Yeah 

For the Moment 

And sooner we'll use our cell phones 

And remember that footage from Youtube's concert 

Where everybody pulled out their cell phones 

and that was the first time we were like 

Oh my god, thats like really crazy 

its like a new kind of lighters but its a cell phone display 

Watch it like a Hawk 

*screech* 

Watch it like an Eagle 

*screech* 

Watch it like a Hawk, 

like a Sparrow, 

like a Bluejay, 

Semiplume, 

may implode around an owl waiting in the trees 

I know some of you may like to enjoy 

Ben & Jerry's late at night or some equivalent 

that makes you feels as though you have some brand association 

with something that makes you feel comfortable in the mint 

I know some of you like sleep late at night 

with your laptops at an angle so the display isn't too bright 

and yes you can see the rest of movie but you always forget 

and you fall asleep with the computer on your chest sometimes fall on the ground yeeeah. 

You were thinking, you were alone, you had some time 

You didn't wanna talk on the phone 

so you would watch your 

favorite epidsodes of whatever you think is really cool right now 

But I noticed 

How we always seem to 

yearn for somebody there 

When they're gone, and yes, and we want to feel ourselves against the skin of someone else 

and we feel the heat of the sun shining down. 

Yeah 

When you take a little bit of cheese 

and you don't eat all of the cheese 

and you wrap it up in the cheese wrapper 

that you think you should throw it away 

but there is a reason why they give it to you in the special wrapping paper 

because it allows the perfect amount of moisture 

and it retains the moisture that is required by the cheese to develop its flavor through time 

thats being slowed down and stay compensitions staying inside your refrigerator yeah 

So take a lovely 

and put it on your 

Make sure that the Kleenex 

Is close by the computer monitor 

Here is a tip 

from a Veteran 

Pull out a couple of pieces of 

Kleenex 

And set it down close to your dominant hand 

because sometimes you just wait far too long 

and its too late 

And you have something on your display 

and you want to wipe it off 

and you think you get it all 

and your friends come over 

and they say 

You have a dirty monitor 

And you think to yourself 

Boy, You don't really know yes. 

Boy! You don't really know yeah. 

Put a towel on the seat that you're sitting on 

Girls 

Put a towel on the surface that you're sitting on 

Girrls, yeah. 

Unless you're the type of girl that 

doesn't really purchase anything 

that would make a excuse for a towel 

and I insist that you put a little towel between your legs because 

and it always runs down 

and it always leaves a stain 

and I warn you that I really love you 

but I have to say that its kinda strange 

I see it every day that I see it in the day light. 

I'm just saying when you're drinking coffee in bed yeah 

Make sure you do it right 

Yeeeeah 

Its get proud on this motha fucka yeah 

*Piano Solo* 

Thank you kindly 

Thank you North Carolina 

North Carolina 

Have you on my mind 

because your accent isn't that strong 

yeah 

Mississippi 

Put down your own blues and the delta selves and the things that come to strike the storm 

Led Zepplin 

yes 

Borrowed a line from you 

yeah yeah 

the yard birds 

the birds 

the birds 

the birds 

the who 

the who who 

the who bo who 

the boo chewy whoo 

yeah yeah 

and Oasis 

and with their big additudes and big egos 

They never lasted for long 

and people are going to forget them 

because they were assholes to lots of people 

And it shows you if you don't have the compassion 

to take advantage of your advantages and life 

and people won't like you and they'll won't write 

Nice things on your twitter 

and your Facebook 

and your Oracle 

and the next version of the social network yeah 

Oh yes 

Did you tweet today 

Did you tweet yourself to a tweet 

Did ya tweet yourself 

You gotta tweet yourself right yeah 

If you don't tweet yourself right 

You will never know how you're going to miss out on the tweetiness 

The Tweet 

tweet tweet 

tweet 

tweet tweet 

*Tweet like scattman* 

Did you update your Facebook 

Did you use a multi-user interface platform 

Like tweetdeck 

So you can just put one thing in 

and it sends it out to 4 different things 

like foursquare 

or like Myspace, who the fuck uses Myspace anymore yeah? 

Lets come back to friendster 

Lets support friendster 

Lets support friendster 

and tell them to make an app finally 

and stop being a weird digital Lonely island floating out in space 

that you cannnot connect in anyway at all 

Thus defeating the very notion of a social interference 

that should be felt accross the globe 

But I can tell you that 

Fallin in love isn't the same as falling out of love 

Falling out of LOVE 

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAA OH 

Yeah UH!! 

*Commence epic beat boxing* 

Tell her about it tell her! 

Kidding 

Just kidding 

I was just kidding 

I was just kidding