Sick Of You Lyrics - Reed Lou

I was up in the morning with the TV blarin' 

brush my teeth sittin' watchin' the news 

All the beaches were closed the ocean was a Red Sea 

but there was no one there to part it in two 

There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage 

Staten Island disappeared at noon 

And they say the midwest is in great distress 

and NASA blew up the moon 

The ozone layer has no ozone anymore 

and you're gonna leave me for the guy next door 

I'm Sick of You 

They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor 

sold the Empire State to Japan 

And Oliver North married William Secord 

and gave birth to a little Teheran 

And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warhead 

if he dies he wants to go out in style 

And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink 

of some human waste dumped in the Nile 

Well one thing is certainly true 

no one here knows what to do 

I'm Sick of You 

The radio said there were 400 dead 

in some small town in Arkansas 

Some whacked out trucker 

drove into a nuclear reactor 

and killed everybody he saw 

Now he's on Morton Downey 

and he's glowing and shining 

doctors say this is a medical advance 

They say the bad makes the good 

and there's something to be learned 

in every human experience 

Well I know one thing that really is true 

This here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you 

And I'm sick of it, I'm Sick of You 

They ordained the Trumps 

and then he got the mumps 

and died being treated at Mt. Sinai 

And my best friend Bill 

died from a poison pill 

some wired doctor prescribed for stress 

My arms and legs are shrunk 

the food all has lumps 

They discovered some animal no one's ever seen 

It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire 

after running over Rudy Giuliani 

They say the President's dead 

but no one can find his head 

It's been missing now for weeks 

But no one noticed it 

he has seemed so fit 

and I'm Sick of it