My Red Joystick Lyrics - Reed Lou

The first bite of the apple made Eve smart 

The second bite taught her how to break men's hearts 

The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff 

But she never got to the fourth bite, that says : 

Enough is enough 

Enough is enough, I've had enough of you 

You can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels 

You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick 

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick 

My red joystick, my red joystick 

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick 

My red joystick, my red joystick 

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick 

Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain 

Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away 

And even the Load almighty, speaking from the trenches to the pits 

Spoke for all of mankind, when he said 

Take the Porsche, take the kids, take the stocks 

Take the rugs, take those roses from my poor heart wilting 

But, please, please, please 

Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick 

Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick 

Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine 

Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time 

She came into the bathroom, raised her skirts up high 

She said, 'If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby 

Give me a piece before I die 

Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple 

I know you think you're pretty slick 

The one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick 

My red joystick, my red joystick 

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick 

My red joystick, my red joystick 

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick 

My red joystick