Andy's Chest Lyrics - Reed Lou

If I could be anything in the world that flew 

I would be a bat and come swooping after you 

And if the last time you were they were a bit coocoo 

Well you know what happens after dark 

When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts 

And all the missionaries lose their bark 

Oh, all the trees are calling after you 

And all the venom snipers after you 

Are all the mountains bolder after you? 

If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite 

Instead of an ocelot on a leash, I'd rather be a kite 

And be tied to the end of your string flying in the air at night 

'Cause you know what they say about honey bears 

When you shave off all their baby hair 

You have a hairy minded pink bare bear 

And all the bells are rolling out for you 

And all the stones are all erupting out for you 

And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you 

Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street 

And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet 

Her belly button was her mouth which meant she tasted what she'd speak 

But the funny thing is what happened to her nose 

It grew until it reached all of her toes 

Now when people say her feet smelling in her nose 

And curtains laced with diamonds for you 

And all the Roman Noblemen for you 

And kingdom's Christian Sailors dear for you 

And melting ice cap mountain tops for you 

And knights in flaming silver robes for you 

And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you 

Swoop, swoop 

Rock, rock, roll, roll 

Swoop, swoop 

Rock, rock, roll, roll