Pain In Da Ass Stewardess Lyrics - Redman

Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes 

Descending into Kennedy Airport 

The time is 5: 20 am and were a little bit early this evening 

The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling 

Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones 

So please fasten your seat belts 

And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your ass 

Sir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing? 

Aight, I'm a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag 

Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position 

And store your tray table away? 

Alright, hold on I told you I'm a do it right in one minute 

I just got to get something out this bag 

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Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman 

I've been telling you this entire flight 

It's against federal regulations to use a walk 

Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that 

Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute 

Your starting to get on my fucking nerves 

Get the fuck outta here, aight 

Sir is there a problem? Yeah there's a problem 

Do I have to alert the captain? 

Yeah, alert your captain this, get the fuck over here 

Come here take me to the fucking captain 

Who's in charge here? 

I am, I said who's in charge here? 

Uh, you are 

Alright then, now turn this motherfucker around 

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Is this shit on? Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking 

This is a mother-fucking stickup 

We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30, 000 feet 

I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings 

Motherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks 

I want the credit cards, the welfare cards 

I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse 

I'm telling you the first motherfucker to move 

Is gonna catch this motherfucker 

Now send the bag around, thank you 

Motherfucker didn't I say don't move