Wiggles & Ritalin Lyrics - Singles - Reckless Kelly

Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin 

Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been 

Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin 

So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin 

Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars 

I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are 

I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far 

Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars 

Chorus: 

If only Dad would have spanked me instead 

Of dopin me up and messing with my head 

I might have turned out to be a regular guy 

But its all that I know and I gotta get high 

So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine 

Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain 

Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane 

Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine 

Chorus 

So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos 

Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos 

I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons 

Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos 

Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos