You Can't Get A Man With A Gun Lyrics - Reba Mcentire

Oh my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say 

That's why I'm such a wonderful shot 

I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day 

And now tell me, what have I got 

I'm quick on the trigger 

With targets not much bigger than a pinpoint 

I'm number one 

But my score with a feller 

Is lower than a cellar 

No you can't get a man with a gun 

When I'm with a pistol 

I sparkle like a crystal 

Yes I shine like the morning sun 

But I lose all my luster when with a crumple buster 

Oh, you can't get a man with a gun 

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With a gun! With a gun! 

No you can't get a man with a gun 

If I went to battle with someone's herd of cattle 

You'd have steak when the job was done 

But if I shot the herder 

They'd holler bloody murder! 

And you can't get a hug from a mug with a slug 

Oh, you can't get a man with a gun 

I'm cool, brave and darin' 

To see a line a-blarin' when I'm out with my rimming tongue 

But a look from a mister 

Will raise a fever blister 

Oh, you can't get a man with a gun 

The gals with umbrellers 

Are always out with fellers 

In the rain or the blazing sun 

But a man never traffles with gals who carry rifles 

Oh, you can't get a man with a gun 

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With a gun! With a gun! 

No you can't get a man with a gun 

A Tom, Dick, or Harry 

Will build a house for Carrie when the preacher has made 'em one 

But he can't build ya houses with buckshot in his trousers 

And you can't shoot a man in the tail like a quaile 

Oh, you can't get a man with a gun 

A man's love is mighty 

He'll even buy a nighty for a gal who he thinks is fun 

But they don't by pajamas for pistol-packin' mamas! 

Oh, a man may be hot, but he's not 

When he's shot! 

Oh you can't get a man with a gun!