Please Go Fund Yourself (pgfy) Lyrics - Razzlekhan

So much bankruptcy from this healthcare cost 

American dream's totally (fuckin) lost 

Paying for healthcare bills with GoFundmes 

Either that or you gotta cam in your undies 

'Merican healthcare system wants you to die 

Trying ta pick insurance will make you wanna cry 

So why even bother, why fucking try? 

Not a single decent option to even to buy 

Nothing actually covered; seems like a lie 

Guess I'll have to get my surgery in Dubai 

Middle class can only retire in Cheng Mai 

Can't we give universal coverage a try? 

Had to call the insurance company up tonight 

Fuckers keep hanging up on me! like Goodbye! Goodbye 

Aren't gonna make shit right 'less I start another twitter fight 

They be like: Please hurry up; just fucking diee---!! 

Die, die, die, die, dieeeeeeeee 

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(Please hurry up and just fucking Die) 

So much bankruptcy from this healthcare cost 

American dream's totally fuckin lost 

Paying for healthcare bills with GoFundmes 

Either that or you gotta cam in your undies 

Whoever made this backward system must've been so high 

Politicians so corrupt; all they do is lie 

Meanwhile, pull up with lobbyists at a black tie 

We should cut their term abrupt; give em a black eye 

Republican's gonna try their best to deny 

But Obama's gotta be the fall guy 

Least we got legal weed; let's all go get high 

Time to celebrate this big fucking lie 

Light a blunt; grab some fireworks; happy 4th of July! 

No insurance; no Zoloft tonight 

Guess I'll have to get some Ativan supply 

(Wow, These mass shootings are skyrocketing so high) 

Must be guns; mental health just can't be why! 

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Coverage really sucks; can't go to Mount Sinai 

Stead of ophthalmologist, opted for glass eye 

Can I take fish medicine to kill a parasite? 

Might as well, sure, let's give it a try 

Waiting for the insurance company to clarify 

While cancer cells continue to multiply 

I'm really worried about this open wound up on my thigh 

Guess I'll try Winkle's vet; hope he won't misidentify 

Le Croix price hike outcry! 

Americans only freak when they got no wifi 

What the fuck foreigners think when they come by? 

Cut that safety net! 'Just as American as apple pie 

"Can I please have three hot dogs? I just drink a lot of absinthe, hot dawg"