California Rollz Lyrics - Razzlekhan

Kanpai, itadakimasu. Kanpai, Kanpai 

(What?) 

California rolls 

Upper East Side Bros 

No tastebuds; cocaine all up in their nose 

California rolls 

Basic ass white hoes 

Love One Direction shows 

California rolls, California rolls, California rolls 

California rolls, California rolls 

California rolls, California rolls 

California rolls, California rolls 

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Listenin' to white dudes gettin douchey over sushi 

Trying to impress, acting real choosey 

Mixing up all the Asian shit, soundin real goofy 

Bulgogi is Korean! You're a silly goosey 

"omaya! Chincha bichata!" 

Whitewashed as fuck; cream cheese in their sushi 

Don't even know 'bout cha--wan--mu'shiiiiiiiii 

Insider trading tips sounding real juicy 

Think the short one wanna screw me 

Keeps staring at my booby 

Bro, wouldn't fuck you 'less ya slipped me uh roofie 

Not some kinda basic twenty somethang floozie 

(Kahneechewah, uh, 'm going to get the omaka, arigatou mr robatou) 

Obeikatte dondake!!! 

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Hey Vandy bitch 

More irritating than rich 

You're Like uh vaginal itch 

White girl; no culture 

Lookin at me like uh vulture 

Yo shit-stinks like manure; agriculture 

(OMG! I just loveeeee Sugarfish. It's soooo authentic) 

White Bitch; hella snobby 

Bland as fuck; no wasabi 

Doorman keeps ethnics outta the lobby 

Big LV bag; look real gaudy 

Goin to yoga; thinks she's Gandhi 

All the worst things white people embody 

Trying so hard to be booj 

Wearing way too if that much rouge 

Make Hamptons boys splooge 

Only job she had was-ta fix her boobs 

Best she can do are Wall Street noobs 

Touch herself to Jonas Brothers' YouTube's 

Don't be a tasteless racist 

It's so fucking basic 

Don't be a tasteless racist 

It's so fucking basic 

YAMMETEIKUDASAI 

(What? did i hear Yau Ma Tei has food fries) 

Majide! Urusaiiiina!