In late September
On a Friday afternoon
I was reading this article
About some big buffoon
All he wanted was free
Admission to the Zoo
In the end he received
One way ticket to the cube
So with editor's wisdom
He put it down as front page news
I thought to myself
How could this be big news
All I'm saying
Is the man was short a deck or two
In the house of cards
You know you got only 52
Solo
All he wanted was a free
Ticket to the Zoo
In the end he received
One way trip to the cube
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