Would Jesus Wear A Rolex Lyrics - Ray Stevens

Woke up this mornin', turned on the T.V. set 

There in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget 

This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm 

Askin' me for twenty with ten-thousand on his arm 

He wore designer clothes and a big smile on his face 

Sellin' me salvation while they sang amazin' grace 

Askin' me for money when he had all the signs of wealth 

I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself 

Would He wear a Pinky ring? 

Would He drive a fancy car? 

Would His wife wear furs and diamonds? 

Would His dressin' room have a star? 

If He come back tomorrow 

Well there's somethin' I'd like to know 

(Can you tell me?) 

Would Jesus wear a Rolex 

On His television show? 

Would Jesus be political 

If He come back to earth? 

Have His second home in Palm Springs? 

Yeah, try to hide His worth? 

Take money, from those poor folks 

When He comes back again 

And admit He's talked to all them preachers 

Who say they've been talkin' to Him? 

Just ask ya' self, would He wear a Pinky ring? 

Would He drive a fancy car? 

Would His wife wear furs and diamonds? 

Would His dressing room have a star? 

If He come back tomorrow 

Well there's somethin' I'd like to know 

Could ya tell me? 

Would Jesus wear a Rolex? 

Would Jesus wear a Rolex? 

Would Jesus wear a Rolex 

On His television show? Oh oh 

(Would Jesus wear a Rolex) 

(On His television show?)