The Deodorant Song Lyrics - Ray Stevens

Do you want your love life to bloom? 

Do you lose your charm 

When ya raise your arm? 

Then run out and buy some 

Tear out and get some 

Search around and find some 

You gotta have some 

Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply 

Hours of protection, keeps you dry 

Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on 

Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on 

Your perspiration zone 

When you exercise, do you draw flies? 

Then run out and buy some 

Tear out and get some 

Search around and find some 

You gotta have some 

Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply 

Hours of protection, keeps you dry 

Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on 

Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on 

Your perspiration zone 

Do you want your love life to bloom? 

Then you've got to put a stop to all those fumes 

Do you offend, all of your friends? 

Then run out and buy some 

Tear out and get some 

Search around and find some 

You gotta have some 

Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply 

Hours of protection, keeps you dry 

Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on 

Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on 

Your perspiration zone 

Say friends, don't let your love life fade, fade, fade away 

Don't be bothered by be, oh